[for those who try to make fun of poetry by using cat and mat you aren't cool reciting poor poetry.This makes fun of them]
A cat, so fat
With a dilemna
of dismounting a mat
So there, it sat
No intentions of
chasing a rat
Clung to a mat
R.K. Cowles
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fat-cat-humor/
